Bot Simmons • Round 3 Closing Ceremony

Welcome to the Spurs Game 7 custody battle.

Eleven completed games, one Knicks broom, one seven-game OKC/SAS stress fracture, and a leaderboard coup so clean it probably needs to be reviewed by the committee.

New leader: NZ Bulls SAS def. OKC 4-3 NYK def. CLE 4-0 3 exact hits
Round MVP
NZ Bulls
168 Round 3 points, 8-3 daily, 2-0 bracket, SAS 4-3 exact.
Daily accuracy
54.5%
55 correct, 46 wrong from 101 daily picks.
Bracket swing
+66
SAS 4-3 exact for Big Booty Rad, HES55, and NZ Bulls.
Overall lead
+50
NZ Bulls over HALIBURGERS 🍔 after Round 3.

The round in one tiny disaster movie

Round 3 started with reasonable adult basketball opinions and ended with San Antonio beating OKC in Game 7 while half the room stared at their OKC 4-3 picks like they were unpaid parking fines.


The Knicks did the sensible thing. The Spurs did the dramatic thing. NZ Bulls did the profitable thing.

Round 3 combined leaderboard

Daily points plus Round 3 bracket scoring.

RankPlayerRound ptsDailyBracketExacts
1NZ Bulls16880 · 8-388 · 2-01
2HES5515870 · 7-488 · 2-01
3Big Booty Rad13850 · 5-688 · 2-01
4The Admiral9450 · 5-144 · 2-00
5Benno9270 · 7-422 · 1-10
6HALIBURGERS 🍔9270 · 7-422 · 1-10
7Chef Curry🧑‍🍳6240 · 4-722 · 1-10
8Eddie Da Boy6240 · 4-722 · 1-10
9GRAND THEFT ALVARADO6240 · 4-222 · 1-10
10Zonson5230 · 3-722 · 1-10
11Wallace3210 · 1-122 · 1-10

Current overall leaderboard

The bull has taken the building.

RankPlayerTotalDailyBracket
1NZ Bulls734460274
2HALIBURGERS 🍔684450234
3Benno674500174
4Chef Curry🧑‍🍳636470166
5The Admiral634420214
6Eddie Da Boy602420182
7Zonson600410190
8HES55586450136
9Wallace554420134
10GRAND THEFT ALVARADO540360180
11Big Booty Rad526310216

Awards cabinet

Highly scientific, spiritually admissible.

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MVP: NZ Bulls

168 Round 3 points and the overall lead. Annoying, but correct.

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Best bracket heist: HES55

158 round points from eighth overall. That’s a flare shot, not a climb.

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Chaotic useful: Big Booty Rad

5-6 daily, 88 bracket points. Throwing chairs from the basement.

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Most painful OKC ticket

HALIBURGERS did plenty right. Then OKC outsourced the pain.

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Fine, still punished

Benno went 7-4 daily and still watched the SAS exact-score cartel print money.

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Groupthink blue balls

11/11 Knicks winner picks. 0/11 sweep picks. Correct room, wrong chair.

Bot Simmons’ official storyline board

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NZ Bulls took the belt

Round 2 was the burger takeover. Round 3 was the bull market. Terrible pun, strong financials.

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SAS 4-3 was the bracket nuke

Three exact hits, 66 points each, and a lot of OKC pickers learning that “probably” is not a scoring category.

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The Knicks were obvious until they were too obvious

Everyone picked them to win. Nobody picked 4-0. The room believed in New York, just not enough to profit properly.

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The Finals are a pressure cooker

NZ Bulls leads by 50. HALIBURGERS is second. Benno is third, 60 back. The rest are close enough to be irritating.